if you think you are pretty gal read this

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here:
I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high:
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking?
I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.
The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.
It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

Bank CEO

afternath of ugly truth

most people i know especially gals look for a loyal humble and sweet guy my question here to you is are you ready to sacrifice anything for what you looking for ? the answer will always be a NO you expect everything to come to you without giving up anything u have in ur life now and everything you want to remain the same...this is a truth i have realized from most pple i know...to all those unsatisfied souls the only advise i can give you is without sacrificing anything you wont gain anything that you want for a life long.

- accept your mistakes
- take initiative
- do what you think is right
- treasure the ones who care for you
- be emotional but not a pain
- watch your mouth(words are more destructive than a nuclear bomb)
- be a good neighbor
- keep in mind, expectations can never be met always
- celebrate everyday

how i wish i could put in practice the above...

Farmville

I recently started playing farmville on facebook a game that i really wanted to do in real which i always have had passion in real time gardening and planting... well this has really helped me since past couple of weeks to move the life further and really did help to burn ma off time during the longer weekend and also off office hours fantastic stuff :) i also realised that the friends/contacts i have so far are helping a lot in this game as the more pple on it the more coins u can earn haha so one good advantage of having those so called acquaintances in your contact list will help in someway some day like mine :)

wat a fortune.

Tomorrow's life is too late. Live today - its easy to make fortune quotes but to be practical i guess its pretty late by the time u realize the meaning of it. I been trying to be a positive thinker and take things positively recently thinking only of the good side but that really makes u feel like u r putting a mask on. So im confused now how can i polish things and bring myself on a way that makes me comfortable in all grounds. Btw happy onam to all malayalees.

FML

Not sure how many times you have given chance to pple again and again to screw ur life..i recently realised the reason why its always me is because i have a lot of patience and i don't react to anything so that let others to take over the space and create the irritation which indirectly make u angry and create hatred over certain stuff. This really isn't good, like someone advised me before "when someone give u a pain give double back so that they will know how it feels and will stop doing it", actually i think this is true you have to be an asshole at times to certain people to make them realize how bad u can be...not sure how it feels for you when :-

- someone else take away ur stuff and dont return
- your parents support other kids and compare yourself with a friends of yours
- your friend is jealous of your success and hate you just because he/she cant be like u and stop contacting you
- you cook for a group of your friends and u realize there isn't anything left for you to eat
- a close relative of yours whom you thought will be there for you turns out to be a pussy
- you keep waiting for someone's msg or call and you get sorry I was busy or a qn back why cant u msg/call ?
- you have a roomie who is stinky who don't even bother taking shower use your pillow, keep shaking the bed when you are sleeping and yawns like a hippo
- suddenly people change their priority table in their life and u goes down in the list

im not sure whatelse to write here...im just having a bad start today with a wonderful shouting from ma mouth early morning and im fucking irritated with an asshole..

Life is so fuckedup!

Shout Shout!

Letting out some anger!

How i wish i wakeup from my bed and slaughter you to death by stamping on your head with my leg and split your face, fucking stinking shitty mouth with my 2 hands into 2 pieces and burn all your unwanted pieces of smashed flesh and make sure every piece of it get burned without leaving any blood strains on this earth. Argh im still not satisfied arghhhh muthafucking bastard son of a gun chow cheebaye after one head ache is over another one comes to spoil my sleep why the fuck is it always me...i cant fucking take this anymore..

fcuk you.

i didnt know this will come back to me

Last time when i at ma home town i wrote this piece of phrase or line to a very close friend of mine at the age of 14, after 11 years now it really hit me back i been complaining complaning about the issues in life and what i wrote to my friend is something that i wanted to hear at this moment. LOL.